my drug dealer cracks me up
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
i wonder what my sense of humor would be like if i had never been on tumblr
When you do something embarrassing in front of people